I am not pretty, I am not beautiful. I am radiant as the sun.
If you sing Ed Sheeran to me I’ll probably fall half way in love with you in 3 seconds flat
and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
if you think all Australian’s live on a beach in the middle of a desert with koalas in the house and drinking goon and riding kangaroos and emus and saying g’day all day long then you are 100% correct
i went to visit phil
Can you re-enact your reaction to hearing you had been cast on a marvel movie?
I get progressively uglier throughout the day